Auto Safety Inspector Gifts

'Ancient Toyota Proverb: Make a car that doesn't stop and you will go far.'

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Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

Time Out For Teddy

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Nuclear waste.

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

Is this what they call inherent safety?

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

The hall of bad ideas.

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

Wear a helmet