
Crash test dummy has sign in rear of test car that says "Dummy On Board"
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Crash test dummy has sign in rear of test car that says "Dummy On Board"
Pool attached to child's bed.
"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."
Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall
Health and Safety Gone Mad.
'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'
Time Out For Teddy
No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).
"We'll get there when we get there!"
'Mind you don't wake the baby.'
'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'
"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"
'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'
'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'
"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."
Job Safety - Hardhat.
'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives
'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'
Nuclear waste.
'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'
'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'
'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'
The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,
The hall of bad ideas.
Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty
Wear a helmet
'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'
"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"
"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"
"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."
Is this what they call inherent safety?
"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."
Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.
'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '
Folding Container.
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