Building Inspector Gifts

"All I know is it's not up to code."

'Let me just check the code book.'

'I do not change the building codes every week. I do it every other week.'

'I haven't found anything wrong yet, but it's OK for you to go ahead and worry a bit longer.'

'Well, little pigs, maybe I couldn't blow your house down .... but I checked with City Hall and found out you guys didn't apply for a building permit ...'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

'No, they're not a bribe, Inspector. They just don't fit me.'

What code violations?

'I know you said this was a four star hotel, but I didn't expect to see them through a hole in my ceiling!'

'Henry will play Godzilla in this dramatic rendering of the structure's design integrity.'

'Well Mr. Jenkins it may be historically accurate, but it doesn't really comply with planning permission as an extension to your bungalow.'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'

'Don't touch him. He's grandfathered in.'

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

What makes you think this room wasn't wired properly?

Handicapped ramp was built incorrectly.

Department of Infrastructure

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"Like it says here, none of these pillars are to code, you've built in protected habitat, and you're not using Druid labor. Construction stops till these issues are rectified."

Sand castle. 'I trust you have planning permission.'

At a planning department a contractor is forced to jump through a flaming hoop held up by a building inspector.

'Say, aren't you the building inspector who gave us such a hard time when we were building a house last year?'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'I don't care what he does, I'm not bowing this time.'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

'Say, aren't you the building inspector who gave us such a hard time when we were building a house last year?'

'Say, aren't you Mrs. Wit who gave me such a hard time at the building permit office?'

Humpty Dumpty, Building Inspector

'Do you always dress this formally for a building inspection?'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'Have you noticed how the building inspector always arrives around lunch time?'

'You have planning permission I presume.'