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"All I know is it's not up to code."

'Let me just check the code book.'

'I do not change the building codes every week. I do it every other week.'

'I haven't found anything wrong yet, but it's OK for you to go ahead and worry a bit longer.'

'Well, little pigs, maybe I couldn't blow your house down .... but I checked with City Hall and found out you guys didn't apply for a building permit ...'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'No, they're not a bribe, Inspector. They just don't fit me.'

'I know you said this was a four star hotel, but I didn't expect to see them through a hole in my ceiling!'

What code violations?

'Henry will play Godzilla in this dramatic rendering of the structure's design integrity.'

'Well Mr. Jenkins it may be historically accurate, but it doesn't really comply with planning permission as an extension to your bungalow.'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'

'Don't touch him. He's grandfathered in.'

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

What makes you think this room wasn't wired properly?

Handicapped ramp was built incorrectly.

Department of Infrastructure

'Say, aren't you the building inspector who gave us such a hard time when we were building a house last year?'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

'I don't care what he does, I'm not bowing this time.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

At a planning department a contractor is forced to jump through a flaming hoop held up by a building inspector.

Sand castle. 'I trust you have planning permission.'

'You have planning permission I presume.'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Do you always dress this formally for a building inspection?'

'Have you noticed how the building inspector always arrives around lunch time?'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'Say, aren't you Mrs. Wit who gave me such a hard time at the building permit office?'

Damn these sprinklers and government fire regulations.

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'Cavemen had a hard time putting up their building permits.'

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''