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'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Building Sandcastles.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Do it yourself books.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Lego Haircut

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"First snowman?"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Sick Building Syndrome

Building Blocks.

Building giant sand pies.

High speed cinder block