Building Management T-Shirts

Elevator out of order, full of people.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

Let's get organized

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Building Sandcastles.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Do it yourself books.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

A Day In The Kitchen

Lego Haircut

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"By labeling it, I control it."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"First snowman?"

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'