Bridge Inspector T-Shirts

"Yeah boss, we've finished the bridge strengthening job. Looks like there might be some kind of technical problem."

"The Three Billy Goats Gruff and Fred M. Smith, Chief Fraud Investigator, Department of Transportation, Roads and Bridges... THAT'S who's crossing this bridge."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'That's subsidence Sir Bryan - The charts are over here.'

Big Loan, Little Deposit Bank

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

“It’s a pre-war building, but you’ll see they’ve kept most of the details.”

Under New Mismanagement

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

Damn these sprinklers and government fire regulations.

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'The electricians hot-wired the building inspector's car seat again.'

What code violations?

Department of Infrastructure

Sand castle. 'I trust you have planning permission.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'