Boat Inspector Gifts

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

My boat

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

The Church-Going Bell.

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

Quality Control

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

Inspected by Inspector #12

Lightbulb Maker

'Let's dump the balloons and do a re-weigh.'

Robots/inspected.

MOT Emissions Test: Pass/Fail.

"Grab a couple glasses - the car passed smog!"

"The Three Billy Goats Gruff and Fred M. Smith, Chief Fraud Investigator, Department of Transportation, Roads and Bridges... THAT'S who's crossing this bridge."

'Congratulations. It failed its M. O. T.'

Inspectors #2 and #3 inspect clothing.

Recall notice

"Yeah boss, we've finished the bridge strengthening job. Looks like there might be some kind of technical problem."

'I'm checking for rust.'

'It says: 'Inspected by No. 23'.'

"We've received complaints that you're feeding them nothing but slop three meals a day."

'Actually, I don't know what I was thinking hiring you, Jack.'

East Looe sewage on beach

'Hello, Trading Standards...I've taken delivery of goods that may not be genuine.'

"...he's the factory inspector."

"It's not what you think. It's our new security system."