Seafood Inspector Gifts

'... and what is the sell-by date on the packet, madam?'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Your lobster was off!

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

HELLth Food Sprouts

Sea weed harvest.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

*=Hotdog

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

"I think the milk's off!"

'Order one with anchovies -- I've never seen a fish!'

Our Troubled Chowders

Horse meat scandal.

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'They're doing their tests now?

"It says it's 100% ground beef. Only bones, brains, butts and eyeballs. Absolutely no pink slime added..."