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"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi
A woman sits in an office of the Food and Drug Administration in - out boxes marked MMMM Good and Oh - Bad.
Bulk Food/ Stuff we swept off the floor.
Farmer's Black Market.
'Why on Earth would you ask if this turkey is genetically modified?'
'I've got concerns about the cleanliness of your kitchen!'
'Say... this looks like a good place!'
'Some people get a placebo meal - inferior, less nutritious ingredients.'
'Out test show that your haddock is really flounder, your flounder is cod, your cod is tilapia, and your tilapia is chicken.'
Continue eating. Pay no attention to me. I'm from the food and drug administration.
'Grade A Eggs On A Curve.'
'Look daddy, a surprise in the frozen lasagna.'
"There's traces of zebra in your barcodes."
"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."
"Waiter... This roast chicken. Can I see it's death certificate please?"
"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"
Wagon Without Horses - 2 meals ?3.50.
"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."
"Your food will be out as soon as we clean up from the chef's little bout with food poisoning."
The trap
Food Uncertainty
"It's not gravy. Your French Fries fell on the floor."
"I fear this place is going downhill."
"Oh, this? The microwave is on the fritz, so I'm thawing out your steak."
"According to its DNA, your meatloaf is from an unknown species."
Hidden Shergar in ready meals.
'He was using eggplant - another tragic case of apple pie fraud.'
'Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.'
'Two meal deals... and don't spare the horses.'
'I'm sure there's horse meat in these burgers...They're giving me the trots!'
'Can you guarantee that your horse meat burgers have no beef in them..?'
"It says it's 100% ground beef. Only bones, brains, butts and eyeballs. Absolutely no pink slime added..."
Beef burgers without horse meat: the only guy you can trust!
'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'
'Mind if I smoke here, too?'
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