Food Safety Inspector Gifts

'What'll it be - one large risk or several small ones?'

Food and Drug Administration, Yummy-Yucky.

'Just mash them the old-fashioned way, Doris.'

Health and safety at work.

'There are millions of bacteria in your intestines, anyway. What harm could one or two more do?'

"What's all this fuss about genetically modified food, anyway?"

'Would you like a piece of advice, Mr Salmonella?' asks passer-by to gentleman opening a deli.

Health and Safety workers Annual Barbecue

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'I think we're telling them more than we have to.'

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

'I'll have the food scare of the day.'

'Don't worry- mine is the good E. Coli.'

The Modern Daredevil.

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

'I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests.'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

'What's in the packet?'

Wild fruit

'Most people are worried about this - According to a Gallup pole.'

Out For A Working Lunch.

Sam Ella - Quality Meat

HELLth Food Sprouts

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"Excellent choice, our double mocha fudge supreme has never been linked to a serious injury or fatality."

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

'Sure, we can keep the floors clean. Well just use the stuff we bleach the flour with.'

'You can assure them that irradiated and genetically-modified foods are all perfectly safe.'

"I've had this eerie feeling I'm being followed!"

"I've been working with pain-killers - anti-inflammatories, muscle relaxants..."

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

Smelly fish.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Award winning food, Derby winning food.