Food Inspectors Gifts

'Darling where are you getting the burgers from these days?'

"Is the MSG local?"

Your lobster was off!

All Natural Nothing

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

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"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"I changed my mind - I don't want any shredded cheese on my salad."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

"I think the milk's off!"

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

Horse meat scandal.

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

Our Troubled Chowders

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'