Boat Inspector Mugs

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

My boat

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

The Church-Going Bell.

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

Quality Control

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

Lightbulb Maker

Inspected by Inspector #12

'Let's dump the balloons and do a re-weigh.'

MOT Emissions Test: Pass/Fail.

Boat Launch

Robots/inspected.

"Grab a couple glasses - the car passed smog!"

'Congratulations. It failed its M. O. T.'

"The Three Billy Goats Gruff and Fred M. Smith, Chief Fraud Investigator, Department of Transportation, Roads and Bridges... THAT'S who's crossing this bridge."

Inspectors #2 and #3 inspect clothing.

Recall notice

'I'm checking for rust.'

"Yeah boss, we've finished the bridge strengthening job. Looks like there might be some kind of technical problem."

'It says: 'Inspected by No. 23'.'

'Actually, I don't know what I was thinking hiring you, Jack.'

Harbor Inspection Bureau. Well, it's time for the pier review again.

"We've received complaints that you're feeding them nothing but slop three meals a day."

East Looe sewage on beach

'Hello, Trading Standards...I've taken delivery of goods that may not be genuine.'

"...he's the factory inspector."

Mechanic checking oil.