Water Quality Inspector Mugs

Nitrates

East Looe sewage on beach

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Rust test in progress.

"Office of quality assurance"

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'You forgot the product label.'

"We wish we could drink the water."

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

Mine problems

"You have sewage between your teeth."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Will this prescription interact with the meds already in my drinking water?'

UK sewage dumps

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

'I'm afraid we have to let you go, Carl, you're just an accident waiting to happen.'

Auto Assembly. Ernie, I think they fired you because you were assigned to the assembly line but ere often at the high-speed test facility. I'm ambitious. I wanted to be on the fast track. Why did you remove brakes from cars? An article I read said that to achieve success you should "pull out all the stops." And I unnecessarily drove cars around the plant to show the bosses that I'm willing to "go the extra mile." But why did you refuse to deliver components to the assembly line? The arti

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

Water.

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

Factory Rejects Inc.

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

Quality Control

'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'

Honest John's car sales

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

'Very impressive, gentlemen.'