Water Quality Inspector Pillows

Nitrates

East Looe sewage on beach

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

Rust test in progress.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"Office of quality assurance"

'You forgot the product label.'

"We wish we could drink the water."

Mine problems

"You have sewage between your teeth."

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Will this prescription interact with the meds already in my drinking water?'

UK sewage dumps

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

'I'm afraid we have to let you go, Carl, you're just an accident waiting to happen.'

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

Water.

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

Factory Rejects Inc.

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

Quality Control

'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'

Honest John's car sales

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

"I'm convinced ... we have PCB's, DDT's and mercury our streams!"

Grade 'A' Grass.