Quality Inspector Pillows

Quality Control

'Hello, Trading Standards...I've taken delivery of goods that may not be genuine.'

Recall notice

Inspectors #2 and #3 inspect clothing.

'That one went exactly where you wanted it to go, I'm going to have to fail it.'

Robots/inspected.

Useless Eraser Inspector

Inspected by Inspector #12

'Actually, I don't know what I was thinking hiring you, Jack.'

Quality Inspectors at the Funhouse Mirror Company

Lightbulb Maker

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

Quality Control

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Rust test in progress.

"Office of quality assurance"

'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

"It floated. I want my money back."

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

Quality Contorl.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

'I'm afraid we have to let you go, Carl, you're just an accident waiting to happen.'

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

Benchmark

'Don't slam the door so hard.'