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Quality Control

'Hello, Trading Standards...I've taken delivery of goods that may not be genuine.'

Recall notice

Inspectors #2 and #3 inspect clothing.

'That one went exactly where you wanted it to go, I'm going to have to fail it.'

Robots/inspected.

Useless Eraser Inspector

Inspected by Inspector #12

'Actually, I don't know what I was thinking hiring you, Jack.'

Quality Inspectors at the Funhouse Mirror Company

Lightbulb Maker

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

Quality Control

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Rust test in progress.

"Office of quality assurance"

'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

"It floated. I want my money back."

Quality Contorl.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."

'I'm afraid we have to let you go, Carl, you're just an accident waiting to happen.'

Auto Assembly. Ernie, I think they fired you because you were assigned to the assembly line but ere often at the high-speed test facility. I'm ambitious. I wanted to be on the fast track. Why did you remove brakes from cars? An article I read said that to achieve success you should "pull out all the stops." And I unnecessarily drove cars around the plant to show the bosses that I'm willing to "go the extra mile." But why did you refuse to deliver components to the assembly line? The arti

Benchmark

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'