Water Quality Wizard Pillows

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'You can't come in here with that.'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"We wish we could drink the water."

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

Mine problems

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

'Boat Launch'

"You have sewage between your teeth."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

'Will this prescription interact with the meds already in my drinking water?'

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

UK sewage dumps

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Water.

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

Cleaning service on skates.

Minnesota ground water

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

The Water Diviner

'We're de-salting water?'

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'