Water Quality Warrior Pillows

"The health inspector said our water had an excess of iron."

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"It's trickle down."

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Mine problems

Welsh water sewage

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'Will this prescription interact with the meds already in my drinking water?'

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

UK sewage dumps

Clean air.

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Water.

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

'These guys are going to take us kicking and screaming to hell with them!'

"One More Swing."

"I'm convinced ... we have PCB's, DDT's and mercury our streams!"

Tetanus Jab

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'Keep your money - fix the water.'

"This batch tastes funny. Better boil it."

'There was a what in your soup?'

Tree selling premium oxygen.

"I did take off my muddy shoes, mom...these are my socks!"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'