Bridge Watcher Gifts

Divorcing the boring husband

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

Titanic: How's my steering.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

The bridge of arts.

Snow Bridge.

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

Heavy Traffic.

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

Couple in bed reading guide-books

Theory #243 on how fossils were made.

'What really rankles is they still haven't lifted the hosepipe ban.'

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

Tower Bridge

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

Queensferry Crossing souvenirs are a big hit

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

'Farnsworth, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to draft bridge plans.'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

'Me…me…catch me!'

'Who knows how far up we are? Raise your hands.'

Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.

Suspension of Disbelief Bridge

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

"I know that this is a traditional migration route, but there's a new bridge just down river..."