Ship Watcher Gifts

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Squirrel on the beach

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Fish or Cut Bait

Titanic: How's my steering.

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Polar bears

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"He's a keeper!"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'Thar she blows!'

'Pull...'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

Whale Piñata.

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'