Modern Shipping Observer Gifts

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

"We used to be cooler."