Bait Experimenter Gifts

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

Fishing sign.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Man fishing with large bait

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Reverse psychology

Couple of Pikeys.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Slug Bait- snails love it

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

Fish don't like worms.

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Cursing Scientist.

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"