Trap Enthusiast Gifts

Product Testing Department

The Cornucopia Trap

'Modern technology being what it is, there's a good chance it won't work anyway.'

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"Careful, Carruthers, it could be a booby trap!"

'You lifted your head.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"It's a setup."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'We like to make full use of the space.'

"Will you read me the part of that pamphlet about the drive-through redwoods again?"

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

Work Du Soleil

Bagging the Chipmunk

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

"Lately, I've mainly been using selfie traps."

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

Animal Hats

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

The voyageur's debate over which is the most profitable trade route to use ends in a compromise.

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

Animal intelligence: 'They are clever creatures...but not that clever.'