Tourist Trap Lover Gifts

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"In the hat! In the hat!"

Product Testing Department

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"Will you read me the part of that pamphlet about the drive-through redwoods again?"

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

'It's gotta be a trap.'

"Where the @!!!$#% are the pigeons?!"

'Damned tourists.'

'My parents went to the crocodile petting zoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

'That reminds me. . . how's your mom?'

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

'Modern technology being what it is, there's a good chance it won't work anyway.'

'You mean this isn't a medieval themed restaurant?'

Model Upstairs

Monster in Bath

'Gack! Good lord! This is fresh water taffy!'

A dinosaur selling t-shirts that say 'I heart land'

Scenic Rout

Mouse Defence

How well the trap works and how compelling the bait is

"Let's go someplace awful to avoid the tourists."

The Cornucopia Trap

Saint George.

"Careful, Carruthers, it could be a booby trap!"

Miniature Railway: Closed for Miniature Engineering Works.

"Take your photos now folks, we can't get too close..."

"You didn't say 'cheese'!"

'Don't try, luv, you'll never get the last word in here!'