Tourist Trap Lover Prints

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"In the hat! In the hat!"

Product Testing Department

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

'It's gotta be a trap.'

"Where the @!!!$#% are the pigeons?!"

'Damned tourists.'

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

'My parents went to the crocodile petting zoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

'Modern technology being what it is, there's a good chance it won't work anyway.'

'Gack! Good lord! This is fresh water taffy!'

How well the trap works and how compelling the bait is

Mouse Defence

Monster in Bath

A dinosaur selling t-shirts that say 'I heart land'

Scenic Rout

Model Upstairs

"Let's go someplace awful to avoid the tourists."

The Cornucopia Trap

"Take your photos now folks, we can't get too close..."

Miniature Railway: Closed for Miniature Engineering Works.

Saint George.

"Careful, Carruthers, it could be a booby trap!"

Model village

'Don't try, luv, you'll never get the last word in here!'

"You didn't say 'cheese'!"

Magic for Minors