Trap Aficionado Prints

How well the trap works and how compelling the bait is

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Dead Funny

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Halloween Support Group

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Punkins

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"I think it's a subpoena!"

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

Born of the Dead

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Pinata Zombies

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Product Testing Department

'Pick a business card.'

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

'Make it look like an accident.'

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

"I just installed a home security monitor."

"I'd like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."

Headless Horserider uses a computer

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

"Will you read me the part of that pamphlet about the drive-through redwoods again?"

How wire-tapping began. Is that some kind of eavesdropping equipment? Sort of

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

"It's suppose to be tomato juice! That's how you make a Bloody Mary!"

"Go as a witch. Your room hasn't seen a broom in months."