Trap Aficionado Mugs

How well the trap works and how compelling the bait is

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Dead Funny

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Born of the Dead

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"I think it's a subpoena!"

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

'Pick a business card.'

Product Testing Department

'Make it look like an accident.'

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"I just installed a home security monitor."

"It's suppose to be tomato juice! That's how you make a Bloody Mary!"

"Go as a witch. Your room hasn't seen a broom in months."

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

Headless Horserider uses a computer

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."