Trap Aficionados Mugs

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Date Night

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Product Testing Department

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'Emotional blackmail.'

"Will you read me the part of that pamphlet about the drive-through redwoods again?"

"I'm your sun!"

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

Gupta had to up the anti on the rope trick die to competition from U tube...

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

"O+ Harvest of ;92."

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

"With all due respect, instead of the phrase 'bank robbery,' we request the alleged incident be referred to as an 'Elmore Leonard moment!'"

"I know that house was right here last Halloween."

"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"

Violin Ghost

'It's gotta be a trap.'

"And that, my son, is how you can drive all the neighbourhood's dogs mad in one hit..."

'My Friends ran out toilet paper.'

When magic tricks go wrong.