Tourist Trap Aficionado Gifts

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Product Testing Department

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

'It's gotta be a trap.'

"It was contributed by the French contingent."

'Damned tourists.'

"It works smart, while we work hard."

"Dudes - we should make the last booby trap a giant bowling ball!"

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

Big game hunter with big mouse trap

Zoo gate and Ooz door.

'How come your venus fly trap isn't catching those flies?'

'Modern technology being what it is, there's a good chance it won't work anyway.'

How well the trap works and how compelling the bait is

Model Upstairs

A Better Mouth-Trap

'Gack! Good lord! This is fresh water taffy!'

"Let's go someplace awful to avoid the tourists."

The Cornucopia Trap

"Careful, Carruthers, it could be a booby trap!"

"Take your photos now folks, we can't get too close..."

Anti-virus Precision.

Miniature Railway: Closed for Miniature Engineering Works.

Edward the Overtall

"It's 1:1,000th scale."

"You didn't say 'cheese'!"

Overkill: Pest Control.