Tourist Trap Aficionado Gifts

"Will you read me the part of that pamphlet about the drive-through redwoods again?"

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Product Testing Department

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

'It's gotta be a trap.'

"It was contributed by the French contingent."

'Damned tourists.'

"It works smart, while we work hard."

Big game hunter with big mouse trap

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

Zoo gate and Ooz door.

'How come your venus fly trap isn't catching those flies?'

"Dudes - we should make the last booby trap a giant bowling ball!"

'Modern technology being what it is, there's a good chance it won't work anyway.'

'You mean this isn't a medieval themed restaurant?'

How well the trap works and how compelling the bait is

Model Upstairs

A Better Mouth-Trap

'Gack! Good lord! This is fresh water taffy!'

"Let's go someplace awful to avoid the tourists."

The Cornucopia Trap

"Careful, Carruthers, it could be a booby trap!"

Miniature Railway: Closed for Miniature Engineering Works.

Anti-virus Precision.

"Take your photos now folks, we can't get too close..."

Edward the Overtall

"You didn't say 'cheese'!"

"It's 1:1,000th scale."