Cave Collector Gifts

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'Hamlet'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'It must be the dead sea.'

Try me/try me/try me...

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Plagiarist!"

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Feeling for shells

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

Mammoth Posing

"I can hear the sea boiling."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"Gesundheit!"

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Not just rocks--tools!"