Cave Collector Mugs

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'Hamlet'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Try me/try me/try me...

'It must be the dead sea.'

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"Plagiarist!"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

Feeling for shells

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

Mammoth Posing

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

"Gesundheit!"

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Not just rocks--tools!"