Caveman Collectors Gifts

'It's a handy caveman special.'

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As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

The First Cone of Shame.

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Used wheels

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Reinventing the Wheel

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Too much club."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

"You spoil that Hamster."

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

"I love it!"

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

The man who discovered smoke

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

"Found meat is income."