Caveman Collectors T-Shirts

'It's a handy caveman special.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Used wheels

Reinventing the Wheel

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Too much club."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"I love it!"

The man who discovered smoke

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"You spoil that Hamster."

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

"Found meat is income."

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'