Caveman Couture Connoisseurs Gifts

"This year's all about fur on the inside."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"The invention of taxidermy."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Used wheels

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"Too much club."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

The man who discovered smoke

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"I love it!"

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"You spoil that Hamster."

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

The evolution of men

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'