Crater Collector Gifts

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Try me/try me/try me...

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'It must be the dead sea.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

New Age Store.

'Look man, no wings!'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Feeling for shells

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

Moon Souvenirs

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.