Caterpillar Collector Gifts

The Very Hungry Coronavirus

Director/Action Man toy.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

King Kongs first christmas

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

The Frankenstein snowman.

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

Chicken Coupe.

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."