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The Very Hungry Coronavirus

Director/Action Man toy.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

King Kongs first christmas

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

The Frankenstein snowman.

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Chicken Coupe.

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'