Cave Crawler Gifts

'I didn't think you'd like spelunking, but do you listen to me? Heck, no.'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

The discovery of electricity...

'It's an antique!'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"Professor, this changes everything."

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"Thank god we're out of the city."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

Mammoth Posing

"Oooh... bacon!"

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

Moon Cave

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

The bigger they are, the harder they fall, but then the turbulence gets you!

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."

'Kip paints caves.'

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

Caveman bathroom