Desert Crawler Gifts

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

"Thank god we're out of the city."

Tourists

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Cactus seats.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Are we broke yet?'

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

Mohammad's motors

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

Sand danger

'This is you, enlarged.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Tourist

Desert Dermatologist

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.