Desert Crawler Mugs

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

"Thank god we're out of the city."

Tourists

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Cactus seats.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Are we broke yet?'

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

Pet Cemetery.

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Mohammad's motors

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Tourist

Desert Dermatologist

'What are you in the mood for? Fast food or a more leisurely dining experience?'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.