Desert Navigator Mugs

'Soldier, shinny up this tree and see if you can locate our bivouac area.'

Tourists

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Cactus seats.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Are we broke yet?'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Mohammad's motors

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Fishing direction sign.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Tourist

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Desert Dermatologist