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'Soldier, shinny up this tree and see if you can locate our bivouac area.'

Tourists

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cactus seats.

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

'Are we broke yet?'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Mohammad's motors

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Fishing direction sign.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'What are you in the mood for? Fast food or a more leisurely dining experience?'

Desert Dermatologist

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

Sand danger

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."