Desert Walker Gifts

Tear along this line.

Tourists

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Cactus seats.

Dog Park / Cat Park

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

The High Line at Giza

"Don't even think about it."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Are we broke yet?'

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Mohammad's motors

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'What are you in the mood for? Fast food or a more leisurely dining experience?'

Desert Dermatologist

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."