Desert Hiker Gifts

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Tourists

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Cactus seats.

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

'Are we broke yet?'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Camping.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Mohammad's motors

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'What are you in the mood for? Fast food or a more leisurely dining experience?'

Sand danger

Desert Dermatologist

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'