Desert Hiker Pillows

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Tourists

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Cactus seats.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Camping.

'Are we broke yet?'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Mohammad's motors

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

Tourist

'This is you, enlarged.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Desert Dermatologist

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."