Tavern Crawler Gifts

The bigger they are, the harder they fall, but then the turbulence gets you!

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"An everything Martini, please."

Beers

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Best Before 5th Pint.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Men gossiping

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

The Reaper's Arms

The Snooze Bar.

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"Have you seen my dad?"

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Let's go to a bar and do something funny.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Just the one...

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'