He was married. She could tell.
Tavern Trawler Gifts
If you know someone who loves discovering new taverns and breweries, our collection of creative gifts is ideal. From humorous mugs to playful t-shirts, celebrate their adventurous spirit and love for good times with unique, craft-inspired designs. Perfect for anyone who enjoys the lively atmosphere of tavern hopping, these products bring a touch of humor and personality to their passion for discovering new watering holes and brewing favorites.
Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.
Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7
Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!
"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."
The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill
Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall, but then the turbulence gets you!
"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"
Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.
'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'
Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance
Shanahan's
"The following report contains some flash celebrities."
Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!
Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge
Joe's Bar - We sell no wine before it's opening time!
'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'
Tuesday is drunken rant night. The noncommissioned officer is the backbone of this man's army!!!
'This place looks welcoming enough!'
I'm the Bluebird of Happy Hour.
Man catching shark with his foot
"There, but for the wrath of my wife, go I."
Tavern: Perfect Attendance.
Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner
'I used to do a lot of business over the phone, but as soon as Caller ID came along...'
'Oh, one of those tough guys with a mustache, eh?'
"I have a female landlubber in every port."
"As a "quota" it leaves a great deal to be desired.
'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'
Joe's Bar, not for Sissies. Sissies, try Bruce's bar around the corner.
Joe's Bar - Not responsible for drunks left over 24 hours.
Why must you have "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry" on the jukebox? A lot of people complained that "Happy Hour" was too happy.
"These EU health and safety regulations are getting out of hand."
Anacreontick Society Meeting in Full Swing
Tavern Trawler Gifts Collection
Tavern Trawler Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating tavern trawlers, perfect for adding humor and personality to your favorite brew moments.
Tavern Trawler Pillows
Discover our playful pillows that bring humor and comfort to tavern enthusiasts' living spaces, perfect for relaxing after a day of pub exploring.
Tavern Trawler Prints
Browse our vibrant prints that capture the spirit of tavern trawling. Stylish and fun, these artworks make a lively addition to any pub or living space.
Tavern Trawler T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts designed for tavern lovers. Comfortable, witty, and full of personality—great for pub nights or casual days.