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He was married. She could tell.

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall, but then the turbulence gets you!

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

Shanahan's

"The following report contains some flash celebrities."

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

Joe's Bar - We sell no wine before it's opening time!

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

Tuesday is drunken rant night. The noncommissioned officer is the backbone of this man's army!!!

'This place looks welcoming enough!'

I'm the Bluebird of Happy Hour.

Man catching shark with his foot

"There, but for the wrath of my wife, go I."

Tavern: Perfect Attendance.

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

'I used to do a lot of business over the phone, but as soon as Caller ID came along...'

'Oh, one of those tough guys with a mustache, eh?'

"I have a female landlubber in every port."

"As a "quota" it leaves a great deal to be desired.

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'

Joe's Bar, not for Sissies. Sissies, try Bruce's bar around the corner.

Joe's Bar - Not responsible for drunks left over 24 hours.

Why must you have "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry" on the jukebox? A lot of people complained that "Happy Hour" was too happy.

"These EU health and safety regulations are getting out of hand."

Anacreontick Society Meeting in Full Swing