Trawler Gifts

Man catching shark with his foot

"Never mind how I got here, just get me out."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Come out with your fins up!'

Couple of Pikeys.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Let's go to a bar and do something funny.'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Fishing.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Canadian Canoe.

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'Don't ask me. I may be your guide but I don't know the first thing about fishing.'

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

"For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy."

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Crafty Fish.

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."